(54 year old man with a Tonka fetish pulverized by the neighborhood watch captain's bazooka equipped monster truck)
"Ahh no" "This is a real truck, shrimp" "It's too big to please me"
*dashing captain revs the the engine, bazookas turn to Tonka man, ready to blow
"Sayonara, freak"
tim tool: ya see (drives backhoe in circles at incredible speed) cops are necessary in our society hogh hogh hogh (tim lowers family dog who died of bowel blockage into massive hole with a complex sys
tim taylor: this fuckin' thing is called auger (audience cheers) tim: this is the compressor couplet hose (audience screams wildly) tim: this is the holy bible, thegood word, the law (audience boos an