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  • taylor
    • Aug 11, 2018
    • 1 min read

some hell shit


(54 year old man with a Tonka fetish pulverized by the neighborhood watch captain's bazooka equipped monster truck)

"Ahh no" "This is a real truck, shrimp" "It's too big to please me"

*dashing captain revs the the engine, bazookas turn to Tonka man, ready to blow

"Sayonara, freak"


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