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home improvement reboot scene 03

tim tool: ya see (drives backhoe in circles at incredible speed) cops are necessary in our society hogh hogh hogh (tim lowers family dog who died of bowel blockage into massive hole with a complex system of pulleys and levers) that being said i wouldn't be caught dead with a back the badge sign in my yard

wilson, who is still a disembodied as: (farts)

(camera shifts over to johnathan tooltime thomas)

(camera slowly zooms in on jtt crying as he watches the dog be buried)


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