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    • Jul 21, 2018
    • 1 min read

home improvement reboot scene 02


tim taylor: this fuckin' thing is called auger

(audience cheers)

tim: this is the compressor couplet hose

(audience screams wildly)

tim: this is the holy bible, thegood word, the law

(audience boos and cackles)

#homeimprovement

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