tim taylor: this fuckin' thing is called auger
(audience cheers)
tim: this is the compressor couplet hose
(audience screams wildly)
tim: this is the holy bible, thegood word, the law
(audience boos and cackles)
(54 year old man with a Tonka fetish pulverized by the neighborhood watch captain's bazooka equipped monster truck) "Ahh no" "This is a real truck, shrimp" "It's too big to please me" *dashing capta
tim tool: ya see (drives backhoe in circles at incredible speed) cops are necessary in our society hogh hogh hogh (tim lowers family dog who died of bowel blockage into massive hole with a complex sys