tim the tool time man taylor: (walks outside to see wilson's half-face replaced with an ass)
ass peeking over fence: (farts loudly. shit dribbles onto the time tool's side of the fence.)
time taylor: fucking hell
ass: (silence)
(54 year old man with a Tonka fetish pulverized by the neighborhood watch captain's bazooka equipped monster truck) "Ahh no" "This is a real truck, shrimp" "It's too big to please me" *dashing capta
tim tool: ya see (drives backhoe in circles at incredible speed) cops are necessary in our society hogh hogh hogh (tim lowers family dog who died of bowel blockage into massive hole with a complex sys