cadbury creme egg

Next Easter I'll hide these egs so damn well that my 2 powerful 6 foot 1 inch and 6 foot no inch sons get lost trying to find them!!! Next easier, I won't even look for them when they are lost, I'll make my 65 year old wife look for them. I hope they're never found. I hope they die under a bush I am tired of their torments, last Easer they dressed me up like a damn rabbit and made me eat Wood chips and threw egs at me

#pitiful