ball park brand

my 2 strong 6 foot 1 inch and no inch sons like to shove these franks down my Gullet and call me a rootin tootin nasty rattler BITCH. they force me to eat dozens of these a day which make me fart and shit and my mean 65 year old wife screams at me and calls me ugly enough to back a buzzard off a gut wagon. it is summer, time the time of frank and hot dogs, time to enjoy the summer sun but i will NOT enjoy MY sons who smack me around with the frank like they are swords and make me eat them off the ground

#pitiful