who wants to play basketball later ie throw the ball at my head, call me a fucking bitch, pull my shorts down and make me drag my balls on the cement in the hopes that it squeaks like a shoe on the court
(54 year old man with a Tonka fetish pulverized by the neighborhood watch captain's bazooka equipped monster truck) "Ahh no"
"This is a real truck, shrimp"
"It's too big to please me" *dashing capta
tim tool: ya see (drives backhoe in circles at incredible speed) cops are necessary in our society hogh hogh hogh (tim lowers family dog who died of bowel blockage into massive hole with a complex sys